So I was looking through Craiglist for book sales and stumbled across this unintentionally hilarious ad for self-published lesbian fiction. Felt I had to share the lolz…
here’s the link: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bks/2981830338.html
The Lesbian Dating Murders
Beth is a beautiful blond girl whose parents pass away, and she must move to a new town, and live with her Aunt Teresa, a professional Madam. Here Aunt Teresa runs a lesbian brothel for secret wealthier older rich woman only.
Beth is placed into the family business, and Beth becomes a powerhouse! he expands the business and moves it forward into the future and makes a ton of money doing it. Beth gets so involved in her work, and her unstoppable lust for other woman! She can not control herself, and she ends up killing some of them with her passion and bondage! She just can’t control herself, and now she has a bigger problem, the cops are after her now!
Beth enjoys her adventures of light torture and discipline of rich older woman with to much time, money and wicked fantasies in their little heads, but that is the business that turned her into a Goddess. One of the woman that was killed in the heat of bondage and passion, was a lesbian detective, and the department will not stop until they find her killer! Beth will go out of her way to save one of her lesbian lovers that she has fallen in love with, and will not stop at anything to get her back. She plans on getting her back and trying to leave the country with her, to avoid the cops and prison!
The Adventures of Lesbians in Public Volume 1 thru 3
Rachel is a wickedly kinky girl , who catches her best friend Michelle playing with her boyfriend, and she wants to teach her a lesson! Rachel had planned this out all along! Rachel loves to take girls she tricks, out into public! She loves to make them do things they don’t really want to do, but they don’t have a choice, and have to do it for her!
This is the continuation story, of where Rachel had tied up Michelle on a park bench in the park, and Sarah found her tied up! Sarah meets Rachel, and ends up being dominated by Rachel, along with Michelle, and they are dominated together! Rachel makes the girls go out in public and do different sexual acts in public!
Becky will be joining the adventures of lesbians in public, but not of her own choosing. She belongs and lives with an older Asian woman, who is boarder line sadistic. She likes to be called Princess Velvet. Becky is a part time private massage therapist, and her only customer is the Rich Princess Velvet. Princess Velvet is a petite little tart, and pretty evil at times. Mistress Velvet met Rachel at a party, and they hit it off pretty good. Both of them being dominant, and each of them having their own play toys, decided they would merge, and control the fun together with each other! Becky would be in for some rude awakenings, and some intense situations!
You can get these from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, the ibookstore and more for only $2.99 to $4.99 each as digital downloads, and $9.99 each as paperback books.
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